Flann O'Brien

It is clear enough that you are making some distinction in what you said, that there is some nicety of terminology in your words. I can't quite follow you.

A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.

The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads.

Moderation, we find, is an extremely difficult thing to get in this country.

Strange enlightenments are vouchsafed to those who seek the higher places.