It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

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Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.

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Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

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A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable.

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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

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The only cure for contempt is counter-contempt.

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Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed.

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I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

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Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.

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The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.

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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

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Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.

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Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.

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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.

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I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.

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No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.

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Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

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The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.

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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.

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All government, of course, is against liberty.

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There is always an easy solution to every problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.

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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

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Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.

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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

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No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.

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A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

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Life is a dead-end street.

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No man ever quite believes in any other man. One may believe in an idea absolutely, but not in a man.

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Morality is the theory that every human act must be either right or wrong, and that 99 % of them are wrong.

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As the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft.

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Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

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A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.

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Poetry has done enough when it charms, but prose must also convince.

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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.

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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

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We must be willing to pay a price for freedom.

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It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.

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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

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The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

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Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.

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Every man is his own hell.

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