没有人能比笑得过多的人更感到深切的悲衰。

真正的快乐是内在的，它只有在人类的心灵里才能发现。

只有信念使快乐真实。

人生最大的快乐是致力于一个自己认为伟大的目标。

人生最大的快乐不在于占有什么，而在于追求什么的过程。

笑是一种没有副作用的镇静剂。

快乐没有本来就是坏的，但是有些快乐的产生者却带来了比快乐大许多倍的烦扰。

没有一回的快乐是无烦扰的。

做好事是人生中唯一确实快乐的行动。

快乐，是人生中最伟大的事！

快乐，使生命得以延续。快乐，是精神和肉体的朝气，是希望和信念，是对自己的现在和来来的信心，是一切都该如此进行的信心。

快乐不在于事情，而在于我们自己。

人们需要快乐，就像需要衣服一样。

尽可多创造快乐去填满时间，哪可活活缚着时间来陪着快乐。

允许孩子们以他们自己的方式获得快乐，难道还有比这更好的方法？

快乐和痛苦从来不会同时降临到一个人身上，但是如果你追求它们中的某一个并且有所体验，你几乎总是不得不体验到另一个，它们就像受同一个大脑指挥的两个躯体一样。

所有的人都以快乐幸福作为他们的目的；没有例外，不论他们所使用的方法是如何不同，大家都在朝着这同一目标前进。

如果我们只是纯粹想追求个人的快乐，这个愿望很容易达成；但如果我们希望比别人快乐，就太难了，因为我们总认为别人比我们快乐。

最明亮的欢乐火焰大概是由意外的火花点燃的。人生道路上不时散发出芳香的花朵，也是由偶然落下的种子自然生长出来的。

最幸福的似乎是那些并无特别原因而快乐的人，他们仅仅因快乐而快乐。

家居的快乐，是所有志向的最终目标；是所有事业的劳苦的终点。

对于那些内心充溢快乐的人们而言，所有的过程都是美妙的。

一个有真正大才能的人会在工作过程中感到最高度的快乐。

笑实在是仁爱的象征，快乐的源泉，亲近别人的媒介。有了笑，人类的感情就沟通了。

保持快乐，你就会干得好，就更成功、更健康，对别人也就更仁慈。

所有快乐中最伟大的快乐存在于对真理的沉思之中。

所谓的快乐，是指身体的无痛苦和灵魂的无纷扰。

人生真正的快乐，在于能对一个事业有所贡献，而自己认识到这是个伟大的事业。

人生最大的快乐不在于占有什么，而在于追求什么的过程中。

人生所有的欢乐是创造的欢乐：爱情、天才、行动——全靠创造这一团烈火迸射出来的。

凡人生之生也，必以其欢，忧则失纪，怒则失端，忧悲喜怒道乃无处。爱欲静之，遇乱正之，勿引勿摧，福将自归。

当我们爱别人的时候,生活是美好、快乐的。

在快乐时，朋友会认识我们；在患难时，我们会认识朋友。

家庭和睦是人生最快乐的事。

一个人成为他自己了，那就是达到了快乐的顶点。

快乐就像香水，不是泼在别人身上，而是洒在自己身上。

各人有各人理想的乐园，有自己所乐于安享的世界，朝自己所乐于追求的方向去追求，就是你一生的道路，不必抱怨环境，也无须艳羡别人。

Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them.

Radical Islamist terror is a crime against the entire free world, including against Israel.

He who goes step by step always finds himself level with a step.

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.

Flattery in courtship is the highest insolence, for whilst it pretends to bestow on you more than you deserve, it is watching an opportunity to take from you what you really have.

If you are a great news organization, you can't have the best obtainable version of the truth if your vision and your scale is reduced to a fraction of its former self.

When will my reflection show who I am inside?

If I had been out in the industry instead of being a college kid who had an idea for another T-shirt, I would have been too scared to do anything.

Fruits are always of the same nature with the seeds and roots from which they come, and trees are known by the fruits they bear: as a man begets a man, and a beast a beast, that society of men which constitutes a government upon the foundation of justice.

The right way to win is to recognize that winning isn't the end game, but rather the beginning of new opportunities - maybe even opportunities to help other people win.

Well, I always wanted to write from the time I was very little, and my mother encouraged me. She wrote a journal from the time she was 15 up until about the age of 76.

When I was 17 or 18, I realised I could do something with boxing.