If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Tiggers don't like honey.

You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

Organizating is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

A clever conjurer is welcome anywhere, and those of us whose powers of entertainment are limited to the setting of booby-traps or the arranging of apple-pie beds must view with envy the much greater tribute of laughter and applause which is the lot of the prestidigitator with some natural gift for legerdemain.

A writer wants something more than money for his work: he wants permanence.

Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the thing you can't hear, and not bothering.

I am sure of this: that no one can write a book which children will like unless he write it for himself first.

I suppose that every one of us hopes secretly for immortality; to leave, I mean, a name behind him which will live forever in this world, whatever he may be doing, himself, in the next.

Is 'The Wind in the Willows' a children's book? Is 'Alice in Wonderland?' Is 'Treasure Island?' These are masterpieces which we read with pleasure as children, but with how much more pleasure when we are grown-up.

Some people care too much. I think it's called love.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written. It has emptied more churches than all the counter-attractions of cinema, motor-bicycle and golf course.

War is something of man's own fostering, and if all mankind renounces it, then it is no longer there.

You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.

Promise me youll always remember Youre braver than you believe and stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

If you live to be a hundred I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

If ever there is a tomorrow when were not together there is something you must always remember.

How sweet to be a cloud. Floating in the blue

A little Consideration a little Thought for Others makes all the difference.

You cant stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

Never forget me because if i thought you would Id never leave.

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. Thats the problem.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever.

Owl is the grand and rather clever old man of the forest. He can also spell Tuesday.

Owl looked at him, and wondered whether to push him off the tree; but, feeling that he could always do it afterwards, he tried once more to find out what they were talking about.

I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak tree? Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer.

No sensible author wants anything but praise.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?

On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it's true That who is what and what is who.

I did work out every day. I needed it to have the endurance to do what needed to be done and not get hurt. I have such a new respect for action stars now.

I mean the only thing that is hopefully good about us is after the arguments we can actually still face each other the next day or the day after and talk about something else and sort of get over it.