Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from "Dear Abby" instead of going to Mom and Dad.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, "There you are" and those who say, "Here I am"

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

A bad habit never disappears miraculously its an undo it yourself project.

The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.

The best index to a persons character is how he treats people who cant do him any good and how he treats people who cant fight back.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground put some responsibility on their shoulders.

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself.

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself

If you want your children to turn out well spend twice as much time with them and half as much money.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter it usually spoils faster.

Its true some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

To get away from one's working environment is, in a sense, to get away from one's self; and this is often the chief advantage of travel and change.

Stuntmen don't have a lavish life. They are such hard working people, but not respected enough. And I don't like that. If I become something in my life, I want to give them a better life, take them to a higher level.

Consumption is a social relationship the dominant relationship in our society one that makes it harder and harder for people to hold together to create community.

Instead of turning away from our neighbors, our friends, our colleagues, let us instead learn from our history and avoid repeating the mistakes of our past.

People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.

Trust yourself, you will start to trust others.

Patrimonial capitalism's legacy is that many people see reform as a euphemism for corruption and self-dealing.

At the heart of the best documentaries, there is a journey of inquiry - someone who travels out into the world, comes back with a story, and who then finds meaning in it, and intrigue; someone who tells you about something you never quite knew before, or in a way you hadn't quite thought about.

I'm always sad to leave paradise, but I leave behind the hopes of coming again soon.

Light is meaningful only in relation to darkness, and truth presupposes error. It is these mingled opposites which people our life, which make it pungent, intoxicating. We only exist in terms of this conflict, in the zone where black and white clash.

I always wanted to do a comedy, but I wanted to pick the right one. But it came down to working with Steve Carell. I've wanted to work with him since I met him years ago as a kid.

With English literature, if you do a bit of shonky spelling, no one dies, but if you're half-way through a maths calculation and you stick in an extra zero, everything just crashes into the ravine.

I think Mariska Hargitay on 'Law and Order: SVU' is a really good example of a female lead I'd like to emulate. She's really been able to captivate men and women in a way that's appealing, which is a tough line to follow.

Canada has as much or more control of the border than we do. Getting into Mexico is a lot easier than getting into Canada.

We all have to lead double lives, not just celebrities. The face we put on publicly with our jobs and certain situations. I think that's part of the human condition.

I feel like part of your job as an actor is you're going to get noticed, and the more successful you get, the more noticed you are. It's kind of like a Catch-22.

When you use a simple gelatin like collagen, you can get flavor that is 100 percent pure, maybe event 150 percent.

Historical grammar is a study of how, say, modern English developed from Middle English, and how that developed from Early and Old English, and how that developed from Germanic, and that developed from what's called Proto-Indo-European, a source system that nobody speaks, so you have to try to reconstruct it.

In Soviet times, the border was closed, so we couldn't get out of the country, and I had been reading Robinson Crusoe. I wanted to see the ocean, I wanted to see boats, I wanted to see black people, because we didn't have that in the Soviet Union. I was all excited by that stuff.

Anyone whos ever put a stamp on an envelope or a note on their refrigerator knows what its like to make a collage. Theres no esoteric technique.

The most impactful dollars that Australia can spend are actually what goes to help the poorest.

I've gone through many, many things. I tell you something, that if it doesn't kill you, you get stronger.

The Holocaust committed by the Nazis turned this country, where most of the European Jews used to live and where their culture used to flourish, into a massive grave. This is why initiatives to revive Jewish culture in Poland is so important.