Addison Mizner

Poets are born, not paid.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Misery loves company but company does not reciprocate.

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.