I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

I'm not a first-place person.

My characters always like themselves.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I always find something to keep me busy.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

I live in the moment.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I'm not ambitious.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.

A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.

I am an aging Girl Scout.

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

I have a very muscular face.

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.