Bert Kalmar

Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!