Bill Copeland

After all is said and done, sit down.

How strange to use "You only live once" as an excuse to throw it away.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.

How strange to use 'You only live once' as an excuse to throw it away.

Try to be like the turtle at ease in your own shell.

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.