Caroline Rhea

Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I'll be a host for life!

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

I always wanted to film 'Biggest Loser' in Hawaii. We could call it, 'Come on I wanna weigh you.'

I'm so into momminess.

I'm very impressed by St. Patrick's. Another deity to me is definitely Saks Fifth Avenue. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.