To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

I improve on misquotation.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are.

We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.

Insanity doesnt run in my family. It gallops.

A shot of brandy can save your life but a bottle of brandy can kill you.

Do your job and demand your compensation but in that order.

Probably no greater honor can come to any man than the respect of his colleagues.

Young actors often don't think of the consequences of doing nudity or sex scenes. They want the role so badly that they agree to be exploited, and then end up embarrassing family, friends, and even strangers.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time.

I would rather take the role and work and make my own money and self respect than to have sex with someone who has a lot of money.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

The fact is that young people are going to have sex whether you like it or not.

I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.

This is the point being missed by readers who lament Liquor's lack of hot sex scenes, probably because they aren't old enough to understand that a passionate relationship could be about anything other than sex.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

I think sex is very interesting for most people, but I'm interested in sex as a way of communication, I'm not that interested in the fantasy version of a sex scene.

I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.

Sex and drugs were simply not discussed in our culture at that time.

War is a perversion of sex.

I come before you to declare that my sex are entitled to the inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?

Managing people's sex lives is something that I don't think is a good role for government.

Sex is hardly ever just about sex.

Sex education has to do with what's in people's head.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience.

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

There's no sex in Middle Earth.

No age, sex, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but without it one is vastly beneath the rank of man.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

To be womanly is one thing, and one only; it is to be sensitive to man, to be highly endowed with the sex instinct; to be manly is to be sensitive to woman.

Sex and drugs and rock and roll.

I know I have sex appeal, but I've never felt like an actual sex symbol. Fans sometimes think I am. The majority of them are sweet about it, but occasionally somebody weird becomes totally fixated upon me.