Charles Pierce

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

Id rather be black than gay because when youre black you dont have to tell your mother.

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.