This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.

The unexamined life is not worth living.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily.

The life of man (in a state of nature) is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.

I think therefore I am.

He who thinks great thoughts, often makes great errors.

We live in the best of all possible worlds.

What is rational is actual and what is actual is rational.

God is dead! He remains dead! And we have killed him.

There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide.

One cannot step twice in the same river.

The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals and legislation.

To be is to be perceived.

Happiness is not an ideal of reason but of imagination.

No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience.

God is not willing to do everything, and thus take away our free will and that share of glory which belongs to us.

Liberty consists in doing what one desires.

It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true.

Even while they teach, men learn.

There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.

One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.

Leisure is the mother of philosophy.

Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.

There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn’t understand me.

The mind is furnished with ideas by experience alone.

Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward.

Science is what you know. Philosophy is what you don't know.

Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.

Philosophy is at once the most sublime and the most trivial of human pursuits.

History is Philosophy teaching by examples.

He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Religion is the sign of the oppressed ... it is the opium of the people.

Happiness is the highest good.

If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it.

Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable.

Morality is not the doctrine of how we may make ourselves happy, but of how we may make ourselves worthy of happiness.

Man is condemned to be free.

It is one thing to show a man that he is in error, and another to put him in possession of truth.

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.