I've seen the hell these people go through.

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

I've seen the hell these people go through.

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

I belong to the Democratic Party.

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

I had a dad you know.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.

Ive become fascinated by the idea that its really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year its 150 improvements.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

A worker's paradise is a consumer's hell.

There's an inherent thing in me where, if things are going too smooth, I'll sabotage the hell out of them, just to make the music more of a sanctuary.

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?

I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments.

Mankind is not likely to salvage civilization unless he can evolve a system of good and evil which is independent of heaven and hell.

Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell.

Looking back, I think we were all quite mature, surprisingly responsible. In earlier wars, boys of our age had just gone off to raise hell or enlist or both, but we stayed dutifully at our desks doing tomorrow's homework.

As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.

I would rather my soul broil in hell than I do you any harm.

In Hell all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.

I'm not a humanitarian, I'm a hell-raiser.

I believe that I am in hell, therefore I am there.

Why? Will no man ever do something without a why? Just like that? For the hell of it?

Our little house was way back in the country. We had one house close to us, and hell the next one would've been a mile. If you got sick, you could holler and wouldn't nobody hear you.

If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.