Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.

I've been as bad an influence on American literature as anyone I can think of.

Looks like she's been slapping the kid again.

She seems to be having a pretty good time despite her worrying. That's Lily.

With what dope I got I think it fills me in pretty well.

It's awfully easy to be in love in jail.

I don't know much about him; never heard him say more than nope or yup.

I haven't any sort of plans for the future but I reckon things will work out in some manner.

I deserve all the love you can spare me. And I want a lot more than I deserve.

You got to look on the bright side, even if there ain't one.

Thanks for the information about what we call business.

The roof might fall in; anything could happen.

It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun.

I like women. I really like women.

Another man whose social life has ruined him.

Our lawyers had their chat with the Supreme Court Justice, and promised to repast the chat to other members of the Supreme Court to find out whether they wanted to hear us out.

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.

Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction.

I have not killed anyone. They will not let me.

People always say things like, Oh, well, he was suffering so much that he was better off dying. But that's not true. You're always better off living.

She keeps trying and youve got to be careful or youll find yourself believing her not because she seems to be telling the truth but simply because youre tired of disbelieving her.

The cheaper the crook the gaudier the patter.

To get what he wanted a man had to give other people what they wanted.

He gave me what was probably meant to be a significant wink, but a corner of his mouth moved more than his eye did and the result was a fairly startling face.

Teenagers come to things fresh and can really teach us an awful lot.

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

I want to create an atmosphere that can be consciously plumbed with seeing... like the wordless thought that comes from looking in a fire.

I think horror films always have to be as simple as possible.

I saw myself as a trailblazer in the 1980s as a female lawyer in the City. It was exciting, as women were outnumbered by men five to one. But while I had this sense of trailblazing, in reality, I wasn't pushing boundaries; it was just a personal myth I'd created, as I was doing a job I wasn't enjoying.

I am a strong, independent person.

I have always wanted to know what's going on under the surface.

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right.

Possessiveness destroys love. And they should not be possessed, because that again destroys your love.

I never think of an entire book at once. I always just start with a very small idea. In 'Holes,' I just began with the setting; a juvenile correctional facility located in the Texas desert. Then I slowly make up the story, and rewrite it several times, and each time I rewrite it, I get new ideas, and change the old ideas around.

I lost my confidence.

I have the distinct feeling that when I'm old, and I look back on my life, my thirties will be one huge blur. There's a lot that gets neglected: exercise, dishes, laundry, my poor garden. I try to prioritize the important but non-urgent things over the unimportant but urgent things.

I think it's really important to always kind of stretch your boundaries and your limits and get out of your comfort zone. And for me, that's very important.

Ignorance might be bliss. But self forgetfulness is pure ecstasy.

There's nothing wrong with being anthropomorphic. That's how we understand the world.

We have no more fundamental obligation in government than to ensure the safety of our citizens.

Shell and Exxon support export, but refiners like Valero could end up paying more for the crude oil.

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

The E.U.'s 500 million citizens enjoy the right to live and work in any of the Union's 27 member states.

What they're not doing is marketing the Dead Kennedys in the spirit of what the band stood for.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

I've always had that gratitude that I had the opportunity to pursue my potential. So I think my story says that, when women are given the chance and the opportunity, that we can achieve a lot. We deliver. We can make the world a better place, one butt at a time.

Divorce is always terrible, but I haven't met anyone who went through it and isn't happier now.

The character of Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' has some real dark sides, and Matt wasn't afraid to explore those.