Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them.

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Being upbeat is the key to life.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.

If you don't have the smoking gun, then it's pointless to hector interviewees. Because you just shut people up instead of opening them up.

Over the last half century the television interview has given us some of TV's most heart-stopping and memorable moments. On the surface it is a simple format - two people sitting across from one another having a conversation. But underneath it is often a power struggle - a battle for the psychological advantage.

The most important advice you can give anyone about to appear on TV is incredibly prosaic - be yourself.

Vote Labor, and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative, and you can live in them.

You often see politicians who try to put on a different persona; they think they should be more jolly or serious. Invariably, the persona they choose is worse than their own.

Dont aim for success if you want it just do what you love and believe in and it will come naturally.

Having a child makes you a parent having two you are a referee.

Having one child makes you a parent having two you are a referee.

My goal is to create friend machines. Friendly genius machines. Machines with genius capabilities.

I'll always stand by my Gypsy roots, and I'll always help out one of my own.

I really connect with every character that I've played, just because I kinda have to; as an actor, you want to take them in and get to know them and like them; because they're evil, you kinda have to like them so that you can understand them and play them and play them with some kind of empathy.

Myth and nature are the two great garments of the world, with nature being the living green garment that covers the planet and myth being the multidimensional, many colored fabric that continually weaves human culture.

I can't write about your pain; I only know my own.

The deep, personal material of the latter half of your life is your children. You can write about your parents when they're gone, but your children are still going to be here, and you're going to want them to come and visit you in the nursing home.

It may not always be easy, convenient, or politically correct to stand for truth and right, but it is the right thing to do. Always.

My point was that the war was intrinsically wrong, and as a result of our participation we haven't improved Australia's security but created a greater danger at home and abroad.

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.

I've lived so frugally for so long. I have to have that financial security or the world feels out of control for me.

If you go too soon, you can come unstuck with 50m left when the guys are going past you.

Synergy between thoughts and feelings reads the universe like an opened book.

Avoiding humanity and humans, just work on yourself be a recluse for a while and see your mind getting much divine.

You could be a kid for as long as you want when you play baseball.

Many of the alarmists on global warming, they've got a problem because the science doesn't back them up.

I walked away from going to church when I was 8. I didn't set foot in another church until I was 28.

If you can talk brilliantly about a problem it can create the consoling illusion that it has been mastered.

I love westerns, I'd love to make more of them.

If I had a dream or a goal… then maybe I would be able to overcome the obstacles in my way.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The public should always be wondering how it is possible to give so much for the money.

I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.

It's really important to talk to yourself and look at yourself in the mirror and love who you are.

Daughter are angels sent from above to fill our heart with unending love.