We are never happy until we learn to laugh at ourselves.

The price of indulging yourself in your youth in the things you cannot afford is poverty and dependence in your old age.

I have learned to live each day as it comes, and not to borrow trouble by dreading tomorrow. It is the dark menace of the future that makes cowards of us.

We are never happy until we learn to laugh at ourselves.

Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own punishment in silence.

You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.

There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over, and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.

Nobody wants to kiss when they are hungry.

It is a queer thing, but imaginary troubles are harder to bear than actual ones.

I like the idea of shows where I don't know where I'll be at the end of the season.

A woman said to me, 'You're better than your successor.' She then said she's lived under 10 prime ministers, and each was worse than the last. That put me in my place.

I was completely with the reality TV boom for a while. I really liked a lot of the reality TV, and the one that lost me was the ballroom dancing one they do, 'Dancing with the Stars.' That was the one where I watched it and I was perplexed. I thought it was really boring.

As you know, when Star Trek was canceled after the second season, it was the activism of the fans that revived it for a third season.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

You must continue to gain expertise, but avoid thinking like an expert.

Food from Quebec is not known to be amazing. Actually, even though you can eat really, really well in Montreal, it's crazy. It's one of the best cities I eat in, but typical Quebec food is like food from people that work in the woods. It's potatoes, meat and sauce.

I think a platform such as YouTube has to respect local laws and customs.

Choosing to hate is proving your inferiority.

As our economy advances, our government and our laws need to modernize, too.

To restrict the artist is a crime. It is to murder germinating life.

The data strongly suggest that very good years in the U.S. stock market are followed by more good years.

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!

Christian theology is not only opposed to the scientific spirit; it is opposed to every other form of rational thinking.

Every day I have many choices to make about who I want to be.

Success turns a lot of people off. I have a pretty solid sense of joy and respect that irritates people, and can irritate me, too.

Emphasize reconciliation not resolution. It is unrealistic to expect everyone to agree about everything. Reconciliation focuses on the relationship while resolution focuses on the problem. When we focus on reconciliation the problem loses significance and often becomes irrelevant.

I find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success.

We tire of those pleasures we take, but never of those we give.

There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or which finds us first. We are always ripe and ready to be taken.

I think the general anxiety of the 1960s - '70s spawned our interest in the living dead. When people worry about the end of their world, they need a safe vessel for all their fears. Zombies provide that vessel because they're 'safe.'

I was a big fan of 'Star Trek.' But then again, you know, 'Star Trek', 'Star Wars', 'Doctor Who', I wasn't a big fan, but you know, when they ask you and they cast you and it drops in your lap, how can you say no to these franchises.

There are these important things in some people's lives that can make you laugh even when you're going through a tough time or a stressful week.

I don't think that I want to meet any of the icons. I don't think that anybody can quite live up to your expectations.