They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster.

They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster.

What are you supposed to do - stop practicing law whenever one of your friends becomes president?

These newspaper reporters... ever since Sullivan versus New York Times... have got a license to lie.

I will defend anyone as long as the client gives me total control of the case and pays up front.

You understand, of course, that I can only get you access.

In life every effort is marked down at the end as a win or a loss.

One out of every 100 families in Vermont was a part owner of Ben and Jerry's.

We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice.

True originality consists not in a new manner but in a new vision.

Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness, which this world affords.

In my journey as a cartoonist, I seem to have accidentally stumbled into all sorts of traps, damnations and blacklists.

Persons who have a painful affection in any part of the body and are in a great measure sensible of the pain are disordered in intellect.

Investing means putting your money on something that has a good chance of winning in the short to medium term, and an even better, if not dead-certain, chance of winning in the long term.

Learning to domesticate the horse was a sort of energy revolution.

It could become much worse.

Let sovereignty be granted us over a portion of the earth's surface large enough to satisfy our rightful requirements as a nation. The rest we shall manage for ourselves.

I look for a girl without pretense who is sweet and intelligent - preferably brunette, but that's not completely important.

Evolution does not necessarily favor the longest-lived. It doesn't necessarily favor the biggest or the strongest or the fastest, and not even the smartest. Evolution favors those creatures best adapted to their environment. That is the sole test of survival and success.

If you want to run a mile, then run a mile. If you want to experience another life, run a marathon.

There's not an appropriations bill in the last 10 years that the-that Democrats passed in the Congress. We haven't spent any money of your taxes in the last decade.

My parents divorced when I was seven. Because divorce is messy, for good or ill, they sent me to boarding school.

I mean, I'm not going to play the hero of something.

I didn't come from any money, but even when I was on 'Big Love' - people think you're on a series and you're making bank.

I don't hold any candle for drama versus comedy.

I can say that I have not done any culpable violation of the constitution.

One father is enough to govern one hundred sons but not a hundred sons one father.

You create superheroes to take care of problems that can't really be solved another way.

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone.

Try to leave the Earth a better place than when you arrived.

I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a problem. And when they do say that they have a problem I don't know that I believe 'em.