Elizabeth Hurley

Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.

The only meal I have is dinner.

We all need to relax more, but I don't find it easy.

I have always been attracted to Australians and Australia.

I'm very attracted to Indians.

I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing to be trapped in your house not be able to leave.

I am a terrible mixture of being organized, controlling, but chaotic. My desk is monstrous.

I keep getting these extraordinary letteres, really weird ones from American sports stars - I've always thought you were one pretty lady and now that you're single I want to meet you for a drink.

I feel like a semi-single mum.

You know, you want to be a success. You want people to know who you are.

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.

A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin.

In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and I always feel safer having them around.

What I really, really want to do is pre-packaged meals. Fabulous versions that are delicious, healthy, not too expensive and very low in fat. So, that's my big dream, because there's a massive hole in the market for that.

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.

I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.

It took me six years to be comfortable modeling a swimsuit.

I was completely loyal and faithful to Stephen throughout this time as, indeed, he assured me he was to me.

I'm not going to launch a bikini business and then give up bikinis, am I?

I think, if you were being cruel to animals, then the thought of eating them would be horrific.

I'm pretty nice. I'm far from an ax murderer. I've never been mean to anyone in my life.

I would seriously question whether anybody is really foolish enough to really say what they mean. Sometimes I think that civilization as we know it would kind of break down if we all were completely honest.

Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.

I didn't have a cup of coffee until I was 27.

I love moving. I love new houses. I'm always looking for somewhere else.

Spending time outdoors makes you feel great.