I never invite idiots to my house.

I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot be glad, content with what cannot be mended and patient when there be no redress.

To judge therefore of Shakespeare by Aristotle's rule is like trying a man by the Laws of one Country who acted under those of another.

Wit in women is apt to have bad consequences; like a sword without a scabbard, it wounds the wearer and provokes assailants.

She kindly laments that I am not of the party, and to be sure I honour great ladies, and I admire great wits, but I am of the same opinion in regard to assemblies that is held concerning oysters, that they are never good in a month that has not the letter R in it.

I never invite idiots to my house.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less.

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is concerned.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well be with actors as anyone else. They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better.

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.

But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for some reason, they feel they are not Chinese.

You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything.

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.

I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there. I also want them to know that being successful is not the real world - that their parents get treated better because they're on TV.

I think that most artists are leaning towards fragile idiots.

Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It's not like they're a bunch of idiots.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in this electronic village, all the village idiots have internet access.

People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots.

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.

From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

We were discussing civilization and the fact that young men among the Greeks at that time were idiots and uneducated, so the men had emotional and friendly relationships with members of their own sex.

I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots.

Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old.

So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.

I never invite idiots to my house.

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.

I don't mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they're such a bunch of idiots, why don't you show them good music instead? They're not going to know the difference.