You know it's easy here to buy journalists.

You know it's easy here to buy journalists.

There are only two ways to remove the president - if he violates the constitution or commits high treason. How could anyone accuse me of treason after I had terminated Israel's occupation of South Lebanon in 2000.

The project to settle Palestinians here will be never be approved during my tenure regardless of the price.

People voted with their hearts as they were remembering the father.

Gin for executions beer for birthdays wine for weddings.

My, oh my, how 'Sometimes When We Touch' has travelled since I solemnly wrote my first version at the age of 19.

Most of the money I made has gone back to Africa or is going back to Africa.

I think a good story's a good story and a good character's a good character.

'96 is the year of love. We all need to pull together.

Who knows how long the cold weather will last

You can be the greatest guy in the world but if you ain't got no heart, you ain't gonna survive.

No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

Sometimes fans for male pop stars or actors can be a little crazy. I was that way with Jesse McCartney and N'Sync.

I created a fitness club with five friends. We have weekly check-ins and a reward system - and group penalties if one of us slacks off.

My mom passed away at 41 from diabetes. And I'm 42, thank you. I didn't want to do that to my son. So any time I was at the gym, that thing that helped me do that last squat was my son calling some other woman mommy. And that would just give me that extra oomph to do that last squat. I want to be around for him.

Believe in your dreams no matter how impossible they seem.

Selection of crews is always been somewhat of a mystery.

Loyalty will not permit envy hate and uncharitableness to creep into our public thinking.

Spend your free time the way you like not the way you think youre supposed to.

Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody.

I missed out on my teenage years. I led a sheltered life. I was practicing scales instead of playing football.

The Tea Party movement went off on a more extreme agenda that I did not support at all, and was very frustrated by it, to the point that not only did I change parties, I decided to do something about it and run for Congress.

Writing teaches writing.

Going forward as we work to strengthen our border in the interests of homeland security we must also recognize the economic importance of immigration reform.

The church is so subnormal that if it ever got back to the New Testament normal it would seem to people to be abnormal.

My live performance, it just comes from feeling an energy and emotion from the crowd.