Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

What Democrats call 'nuanced', most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

As I have studied the Bible and the Book of Mormon, I have come to know through the power of the Spirit of God, that these books contain the fullness of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

I have continued systematically to study the Book of Mormon and Bible to understand even more deeply what God expects of me and my family while on this earth.

I told the brethren that the Book of Mormon was the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religion, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book.

My grandmother had a Miss Margaret's School of Dance to teach tap and ballet to kids, but I never studied it. I was raised a Mormon and they're dancing fools. It's the only vice they have - dancing.

My parents divorced when I was born, and my mother is a political science professor, like a feminist Mormon, which is sort of an oxymoron.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

The Book of Mormon is concrete and solid, they can hold it, and they can visualize that they have to pray to decide if this physical thing is true. There is no room for interpretation.

Take away the Book of Mormon and the revelations, and where is our religion? We have none.

My mom is this liberal, feminist, Mormon powerhouse. I just love her to death.

I think the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is as great as it is because it's become it's a labor of love. They love what they do.

I'm a very spiritual person, and proud of my Mormon roots.

Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?

That's the dirty little secret of Mormon growth. Lots of baptisms don't necessarily translate into long-term membership.

After 'Urinetown,' 'Avenue Q' and now 'Mormon,' is there an envelope remaining to be pushed?

Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.

I grew up Mormon. I wasn't really Mormon, my parents were.

I would vote for a Mormon.

There are still Negro elites. Many of them are obviously much richer, and perhaps a little more integrated into what remains a white power structure. But those old rituals from the social clubs, to the broadly segregated white and black schools, to an obsessive interest in ancestry, all of that does still exist. Look: we are a class-bound society.

A lot of things I don't do well; I don't do warm and fuzzy well.

We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage.

We probably could more successfully resolve the North Korean nuclear threat through game-theoretic reasoning. We could successfully resolve what American leaders seem to perceive as an Iranian nuclear threat through game-theoretic reasoning.

Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bit - that would be so pretentious.

I believe the only measure of government response shouldn't be how much we spend on a situation, but rather how well we spend.

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.

People think it comes easy to us because we are from a family full of musicians, but I feel it's all about talent.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

While it would be as wrong of me to attribute these traits to women at the exclusion of men as it would be for a man to do the reverse, I think women can often be very strong team players and good communicators and collaborators.

I am going to hold serve the majority of the time. It is nice to have a little time to return serve.

I prefer drawing the things I've written to handing them off to another artist. Turns out I'm a huge control freak - and because I write in thumbnails, the art is already happening by the time I start writing!

I know that my mind is so A.D.D., and I want instant gratification - and photography can provide me with that - but at some point, I want to make an independent feature.

The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison.

We must...submit ourselves in adversity to the will of a merciful God as cheerfully as in prosperity.

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.