Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

What Democrats call 'nuanced', most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

As I have studied the Bible and the Book of Mormon, I have come to know through the power of the Spirit of God, that these books contain the fullness of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

I have continued systematically to study the Book of Mormon and Bible to understand even more deeply what God expects of me and my family while on this earth.

I told the brethren that the Book of Mormon was the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religion, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book.

My grandmother had a Miss Margaret's School of Dance to teach tap and ballet to kids, but I never studied it. I was raised a Mormon and they're dancing fools. It's the only vice they have - dancing.

My parents divorced when I was born, and my mother is a political science professor, like a feminist Mormon, which is sort of an oxymoron.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

The Book of Mormon is concrete and solid, they can hold it, and they can visualize that they have to pray to decide if this physical thing is true. There is no room for interpretation.

Take away the Book of Mormon and the revelations, and where is our religion? We have none.

My mom is this liberal, feminist, Mormon powerhouse. I just love her to death.

I think the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is as great as it is because it's become it's a labor of love. They love what they do.

I'm a very spiritual person, and proud of my Mormon roots.

Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?

That's the dirty little secret of Mormon growth. Lots of baptisms don't necessarily translate into long-term membership.

After 'Urinetown,' 'Avenue Q' and now 'Mormon,' is there an envelope remaining to be pushed?

Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.

I grew up Mormon. I wasn't really Mormon, my parents were.

I would vote for a Mormon.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

There is something very unique in American iconography about this notion of the pursuit of happiness.

It was like I had a baby and I suddenly started to feel I could play anything.

I think it is important the communities are listened to and that their voice is heard, particularly with local government boundaries more than parliamentary boundaries, because you are talking very much about communities. It can be a very emotive thing.

On the landscape crew, I learned a lot from the other workers. We treated everybody equally, and we worked hard.

Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

There were always moments where I'd say, 'What else can I do with my life?' But when I was 30 years old and discovered I could write - I wrote 'Black Cloud' in six weeks - it opened up a whole new world for me.

I therefore believe that our system does not have a word for failed trial, and that is where the American public does not realize that our criminal justice system sometimes makes mistakes.

It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.

They say the first World Series is the one you remember most. No, no no. I guarantee you don't remember that one because the fantasy world you always dreamed about is suddenly real.

I feel the pressure.

A reformer knows neither how to do nor to undo.

I tell you, to be honest, every single one of us, without any exaggeration, every single one of us was 100 percent sure that we would all be... all be martyred, but you know, Allah chooses to take a person's life when he chooses. And we have no control over.

You have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.

If there was no Black Sabbath, I could still possibly be a morning newspaper delivery boy. No fun.

The downright fanatic is nearer to the heart of things than the cool and slippery disputant.