Every shot makes someone happy.

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

Every shot makes someone happy.

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.

Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

Have a little fun. A few laughs.

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.

It was Jack's and Tom Watson's day yesterday. But today, it's another day.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

Playing with friends is a victory.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It's a very special week, and being able to wear that green jacket. It's made my whole career. It's special.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

When things are going good they just keep going good.

When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.

Youve got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.

Focus On How To Be Social, Not On How To Do Social.

The rise of ISIS starts with a Jordanian thug named Abu Musab al-Zarqawi who founded ISIS' parent organization, al Qaeda, in Iraq. What gave Zarqawi the opportunity to create al Qaeda in Iraq? It was, of course, George W. Bush's decision to invade Iraq in 2003.

Being a playwright of any race is difficult, and Lord knows it gets more difficult the further you get from the middle of the road. I don't know what kind of magic my mojo is working, but it's working.

Nope, no sex scandals yet. But I am open to offers!

Indian weddings, visually, they're so stunning.

I look forward to having the time and the opportunity to take on new challenges, but I'm also aware that I've loved every minute of the 'Potter 'experience: to make films for an enthusiastic audience and work with great material.

I still like complete sentences that are grammatically correct without spelling errors. I don't always achieve this, and it is irksome to read a message I have sent and discover errors. I know I often leave out words in e-mail, not by choice, but because of the way my brain works.

In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

A lot of kids do not know my club exists yet. I did not do any big advertising, and that's what I might do in the next two or three weeks, put something in the paper.

When I'm around black or white people, I'm always in the middle. Especially when I am around black people; they will really tell how they feel about white people regardless of the fact that I'm also white and have white relatives. It's very interesting and can be really hard.

You look at the part in '12 Years A Slave,' you finish that script - I mean, it's a powerful story. You go, 'Man, I have to play a bad character in this.' And then you go, 'Well, do I want to play a bad character and contribute to a good story?'

Slow down and enjoy the journey right now. Take time for the people in your life. They won't always be there.

I just totally do not believe in this sort of Bart Simpson character who infects so much of our literature and film and TV stuff nowadays, these know-it-all kids who seem to understand the hypocrisy of the adult world so thoroughly and can talk about it with such articulateness. That's bunk.

To go from Yale to the National League is simply to go from one form of management to another.

I was raised to believe that you're safe in God's hands. But I don't feel safe with myself.

The only legitimate right to govern is an express grant of power from the governed.

Taureans are stubborn as hell. They never want to tell you what sign they are.... But underneath that tough Taurus hide beats the heart of a hopeless romantic.

The only person who has artistic control is the director, and 'director' is how you spell God in Hollywood.

For some reason, I seem to be bothered whenever I see acts of injustice and assaults on people's civil liberties. I imagine what I write in the future will follow in that vein. Whether it's fiction or non-fiction.