Every shot makes someone happy.

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

Every shot makes someone happy.

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.

Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

Have a little fun. A few laughs.

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.

It was Jack's and Tom Watson's day yesterday. But today, it's another day.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

Playing with friends is a victory.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

There is something magical about that green coat. I mean that sincerely. It's a very special week, and being able to wear that green jacket. It's made my whole career. It's special.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

When things are going good they just keep going good.

When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.

Youve got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.

I had to have shoulder reconstruction.

If you agree to do a sex scene, you have to be willing to not be awkward about it. C'mon! I don't think of it as anything other than a dance, really. I don't see that person. I don't think of me being me.

Sometimes when I'm going to sleep, I think, 'Oh God, my future husband is out there somewhere and I might know him, or I might not, and I wonder what he's doing and I wonder if he knows me.' I just always think that's so fascinating, that even when you were two years old, your future husband was out there somewhere.

No one knew what Rodney King had done beforehand to be stopped. No one realized that he was a parolee and that he was violating his parole. No one knew any of those things. All they saw was this grainy film and police officers hitting him over the head.

We learned that economic growth and environmental protection can and should go hand in hand.

It wasn't until I found my tribe of artists - people who were outspoken and not afraid to say what they thought, whether in a song or a dance or a piece of classical music - that I found a refuge.

Presidents grow up in the White House. The times shape the man.

If people think you are this amazing, own it.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

That perfect tranquillity of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a faithful friend and a good library.

I'm a Words With Friends dork!

Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter what you say.

It's a really personal thing for me to write a song.

You can never have too many black pumps. Never!

Oh, my ways are strange ways and new ways and old ways, And deep ways and steep ways and high ways and low, I'm at home and at ease on a track that I know not, And restless and lost on a road that I know.

Disgrace does not consist in the punishment, but in the crime.

I accept myself for what I am.

Feet that run on willing errands

It is important for you to have a goal. You simply can't get there if you don't know where you are going. Begin to build in your mind a dream. The write it down and make your goal realistic. Aim high enough that you will have to stretch your ability and your potential to reach it.