Now you have people in Washington who have no interest in the country at all. They're interested in their companies, their corporations grabbing Caspian oil.

One is sorry one could not have taken both branches of the road. But we were not allotted multiple selves.

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices.

Never have children, only grandchildren.

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over.

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke?

A good deed never goes unpunished.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We're not a democracy.

Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.

Now you have people in Washington who have no interest in the country at all. They're interested in their companies, their corporations grabbing Caspian oil.

On 16 September 1985, when the Commerce Department announced that the United States had become a debtor nation, the American Empire died.

All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.

All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world.

There is something about a bureaucrat that does not like a poem.

The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of those who do well what is not worth doing at all.

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.

Until the rise of American advertising, it never occurred to anyone anywhere in the world that the teenager was a captive in a hostile world of adults.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.

Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.

It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

In writing and politicking, it's best not to think about it, just do it.

Think of the earth as a living organism that is being attacked by billions of bacteria whose numbers double every forty years. Either the host dies, or the virus dies, or both die.

As the age of television progresses the Reagans will be the rule, not the exception. To be perfect for television is all a President has to be these days.

To a man, ornithologists are tall, slender, and bearded so that they can stand motionless for hours, imitating kindly trees, as they watch for birds.

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true.

We must declare ourselves, become known; allow the world to discover this subterranean life of ours which connects kings and farm boys, artists and clerks. Let them see that the important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60.

Many writers who choose to be active in the world lose not virtue but time, and that stillness without which literature cannot be made.

In America, the race goes to the loud, the solemn, the hustler. If you think you're a great writer, you must say that you are.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Writing fiction has become a priestly business in countries that have lost their faith.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

The corporate grip on opinion in the United States is one of the wonders of the Western world. No First World country has ever managed to eliminate so entirely from its media all objectivity - much less dissent.

What is in question is a kind of book reviewing which seems to be more and more popular: the loose putting down of opinions as though they were facts, and the treating of facts as though they were opinions.