Gypsy Rose Lee

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.

God is love, but get it in writing.

I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.

I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.

This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.