Harold Coffin

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.

One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow’s blessings instead of your own.

Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.

When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer.

The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.

Envy is the art of counting the other fellows blessings instead of your own.