Hedda Hopper

I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it's a conversation piece.

At one time I thought he wanted to be an actor. He had certain qualifications, including no money and a total lack of responsibility.

Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

Dancing came easy to me.

And in singing, what my voice lacked in quality it made up for in volume.

She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.