Jackie Gleason

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

The worst thing you can do with money is save it.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day youre off it.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you are off it.

How sweet it is!

Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.