Jane Wagner

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deje vu.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.