Jean Harlow

Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere.

My God, must I always wear a low-cut dress to be important?