I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

I think I will die laughing.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

I didn't like mundane life.

I'm not afraid of anything.

All babies are beautiful.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I wait for death and journalists.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

He who hugs too much hugs badly

I grow vegetables - I'm a vegetarian; I've got strawberries, artichokes, leeks, broad beans.

Surfing is simply the most fun I know how to have on this planet.

And so artistic creation is the metamorphosis of the external physical aspects of a thing into a self-sustaining spiritual reality.

OK, I'm not what you'd call 'wild.' But I'm no prude, either - I love to party, and I play a mean game of pool.

In my opinion, Lenny Bruce was more of an influence on Zappa's satirical lyric's than anyone that I know of.

I think I present an overwhelming case that these five justices were up to no good, and they deliberately set out to hand the election to George Bush.

In my normal life, I do not speak with an accent. It's harder for people to realize my hearing loss in everyday life.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

People recognize certain things, like 'D' means 'this dialogue stinks.' We're dealing with shows that are written here, shot in New York and posted back here. Accurate communication is a necessity.

Liberals want the government to get bigger, and they want you to drive smaller cars, and they want to dictate the way you live.

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

An idea, to be suggestive, must come to the individual with the force of revelation.

It's no coincidence that I began writing the day my daughter started school. I knew everything I knew before I began to write, but I was raising two children and didn't have the time to get to the typewriter.

For age is opportunity no less Than youth itself, though in another dress, And as the evening twilight fades away The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.

A popsicle stick shining in the daylight falls slowly to the ground. Along came a teardrop rolling down the tender cheeks of the little boy.

If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn't work, you're a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn't sound great to me!

The difference between technology and slavery is that slaves are fully aware that they are not free.

Wind and other clean, renewable energy will help end our reliance on fossil fuels and combat the severe threat that climate change poses to humans and wildlife alike.

In '82, I was a little too young, I was a little inexperienced, and I was more concerned with going the distance in the fight than going out and taking Holmes out.

I guess what I've always wanted was someone who loves me enough to match my effort.

History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

Apathy is the death knell of any order. Once a system has degenerated to the point that apathy is the only thing holding it in place it, it is in its twilight phase. Then one day the music stops.

Make people have a smile when they finish your e-mail.

Anything that looks good makes you feel better.