Jeff Rich

If you live to be 1000 years old, I hope I live to be 1000 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.

There are very few profound sayings in the world.

You don't live on the Earth you want, you live on the Earth you have.

Whenever I'm with you, I'm home.

To do or not to do... that is the question.

If you're not first, you're last.

Attribution is power.

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

Courage is action, not talk.

Every generation needs a new revolution.

Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

No collection without compensation.

Got an issue, get a tissue.

Life is a work in progress.

The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.

Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned.

Who is the architect? I am the architect.

The one thing we know about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.

You don't go to war with the President you want, you go to war with the President you have.