But I don't believe anyone begins a homosexual.

My father was an agnostic.

I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it, garbage in, garbage out.

I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco or alcohol.

I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character flaws.

Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.

There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.

And, these Islamic fundamentalists, these radical terrorists, these Middle Eastern monsters are committed to destroying the Jewish nation, driving her into the Mediterranean, conquering the world.

I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time.

I believe that the people of Israel are the chosen people of God.

But I don't believe anyone begins a homosexual.

God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve.

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.

I truly cannot imagine men with men, women with women, doing what they were not physically created to do, without abnormal stress and misbehavior.

I grew up in the segregated South, right here in Lynchburg, Virginia.

The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.

Any sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating God's law.

God created the family to provide the maximum love and support and morality and example that one can imagine.

I believe with all my heart that the Bible is the infallible word of God.

God himself preserved the Bible, and brought it down through the ages.

I don't think I know a Scientologist except when I see one or two of their actors on the Hollywood screen.

Temptation has been here ever since the Garden of Eden.

I believe that all of us are born heterosexual, physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual, and created with the instincts and desires that are basically, fundamentally, heterosexual.

It is God's planet - and he's taking care of it. And I don't believe that anything we do will raise or lower the temperature one point.

Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.

I think pornography is a scourge on society.

If I were president of the United States, I would include Moslems in my presidency.

The First Amendment is not without limits.

I work 6:00 a.m. to midnight, seven days a week.

I think the Moslem faith teaches hate.

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

I think hell's a real place where real people spend a real eternity.

When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit.

I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he suggested eliminating the income tax or doubling it, I would vote yes on first blush.

I don't think religious groups should be allowed to apply for federal funds to start new ministries they have not been doing before the funding was available.

We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle.

If I were doing something that the Bible condemns, I have two choices. I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort and twist and change the meaning of the Bible.

I am a Christian.

If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.

When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit.

Preachers are not called to be politicians but soul winners.

Revival is not just a feeling of excitement of the Lord. We get excited about many things, but excitement is not a revival if God is not the thing that gets us excited.

I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.

I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.

Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline.

Discretion is the better part of valor

I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.

I love Europe.

Sporting achievements bestow a sense of unification on the cultures and societies in which they take place and create an outpouring of nationalism and pride.