With a face like mine, I do better in print.

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.

We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.

With a face like mine, I do better in print.

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different.

I don't live in Hollywood. I don't have celebrities as friends. I like them, but I don't pal around with them. I just live in the Midwest, a real normal world.

I don't want to be a celebrity.

I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

I treat politics kind of like my religion. It's something I believe in, but I don't want to have to make a living at it, because if you make a living at it, you somehow become dishonest.

I watch sports and cable news. I'm a political junkie, so that's my interest.

I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people.

I'm always playing a role, whether it's the role of the mayor, the role of a news anchor, or a role of a crazy talk-show host. But there was a specific function. 'On Dancing With The Stars', I had nothing to do but be me, schlepping around the floor. And when I host 'America's Got Talent', that's really me just talking to regular folks.

I'm liberal, but I watch the three majors. Obviously I watch MSNBC, also CNN and Fox, which is what I would call ridiculously to the right.

No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any of the talents you would normally associate with show business.

There's something about the openness of the American people. Yes, we have our faults, but deep down, there's a goodness. America doesn't want to take over the world; in many ways, we don't want to be bothered by the rest of the world.

We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.

When I was first on 'Dancing With The Stars', people were really shocked and surprised.

Its just a show. Its not the end of Western Civilization. Its chewing gum.

If you cant be committed to another person at least be committed to the concept of character and dont cheat.

All people have feelings, they are not there to be used. If you're not longer interested in someone, they have the right to be informed before you go and cheat or go looking elsewhere.

You can be covered and be very sexy. It's not what you show; it's what you have in mind, the way you cross your legs, the way you talk to people.

Thousand got away to other countries; thousands returned to Spain tempted by false promises of kindness. By the tens of thousands, these Spaniards died of neglect in the concentration camps.

Even in comedies youve got to feel safe for things to just happen in a way that is natural and free and recognizable as human.

When I started doing standup when I was 17, I was talking about being Indian and specifically ethnic jokes. Straightforward stuff that was fairly ignorant that I knew would get the laugh. It wasn't flipping stereotypes; it was using them.

Never ask a starfish for directions.

In each action we must look beyond the action at our past present and future state and at others whom it affects and see the relations of all those things. And then we shall be very cautious.

Each time you see a Western movie, it's a good reflection of where things are in the world at that time. It's probably one of the purest forms of cinema that really tells you where the world is.

The Church became both more accessible and less imposing. It threw itself open to risk.

I've worked as a diplomat before I became a politician.

There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness.

If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning.

We forget that what matters begins with the imagination.

No theory changes what it is a theory about; man remains what he has always been.

And as the hour approached for the execution, in his own mind, Collins became both the executioner and the victim. He would pace up and down, transformed in almost a kind of exorcism when he knew he was responsible for taking someone's life.

If you live your life as if everything is about you, you will be left with just that. Just you.

Independent content these days can be more successful than previously because of the power of social media. However, there are still systems in place to make sure independent artists don't get as far as signed ones.

The violent reaction on the recent development of modern physics can only be understood when one realises that here the foundations of physics have started moving; and that this motion has caused the feeling that the ground would be cut from science.

When people are entering a high-stress period, they don't sleep and don't exercise, but in fact, it should be just the opposite.

Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay, fine colours, that are but skin-deep.

I learned Spanish at home and, since half my family doesn't speak English, it's my first language.

I think it's important to always keep professional and surround yourself with good people, work hard, and be nice to everyone.

If you were just to look at Lockheed Martin, you'd see a lot of women in senior roles in our company and, not only that, our customers, so I don't consider it an old boys' club.

Running a successful, growing company in Silicon Valley can create an ironic sort of depression and delusion. The better you're doing, the higher the stakes, and higher expectations for you to win. Maybe that's why people say it's so hard. But that doesn't make it hard. That just makes it distracting.

You know what you are getting into, but being out in that heat for two weeks definitely drains your energy.