Jimmy Cannon

Hockey would be a great game if played in the mud.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

A knuckleball is a curve ball that doesnt give a damn.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.

A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they cant hit one another.