Jimmy Durante

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.