Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.

I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

You can escape into a character.

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune you can overcome anything.

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.

We will win again in Iraq; I do think that Iraq can definitely be handled. I think that it can be kept intact.

The nuclear weapon is obsolete. I want to get rid of them all.

I have sworn to only live free. Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don't want to die humiliated or deceived.

I think the U.K. would be perfectly successful as a standalone country, part of the European marketplace like Norway and Switzerland but without the expensive E.U. bureaucracy.

When you're onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you're all on the same level, it's the best feeling in the world. It may sound dumb and corny to say it, but it's like pure love.

Directing is so interesting. You know, it just sort of encompasses everything that you see, that you know, that you've felt, that you have observed.

Don't be afraid to have a reality check. Taking risks is OK, but you must be realistic.

The interesting thing about improvisation is you're making something up in front of the audience. Now music helps you out a little bit because you have an instrument that'll separate you from the audience.

What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother.

Sequels are very rarely a good idea, and in any case, the success of the book changed my relationship with the club in some ways.

To create a new standard, it takes something that's not just a little bit different; it takes something that's really new and really captures people's imagination, and the Macintosh, of all the machines I've ever seen, is the only one that meets that standard.

It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.

I think the average citizen is going to see no less than a $1,500 or more increase in what it's going to cost for basic living next year,... Taking sales tax off food isn't going to take care of all of that, but I think it's a way that we can help.

I just come every day, do my stuff before the game, work hard. You work hard, and it pays off.

I like to be able to get swift curves in the plant drawings that are usually drawn in five to ten minutes.

My mum is incredibly leftwing, and my dad was quite rightwing - no surprise they didn't stay together - and so I had two very conflicting political opinions as a child, neither of which I was interested in taking any notice of, being a sort of little reprobate.

It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.

A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.

Being on the move all the time is draining, but the rewards make up for it.

I like the idea of R-rated franchises.

Fishes live in the sea, as men do on land: the great ones eat up the little ones.

The O. Henry has become lingua franca among writers for saying, 'That guy can write a story.' It's prestigious, respected, coveted, dreamed about. It's very satisfying to be included in this group of writers. Here's a koan: Could O. Henry win an O. Henry?

Acceptance is the truest kinship with humanity.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.