Jules Feiffer

Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.

Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.

The artwork had very little to do with the thought process, and the writing too, for that matter. What happens, happens, and it happens outside the brain.

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

I grew up to have my father's looks--my father's speech patterns--my father's posture--my father's walk--my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father.

I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.