If you can write it, I can be it.

There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

I am the least intimidating person. I think I would have done better in my career if I were a little more intimidating. Even the maid who comes to work for me once a week has found out that she can just trample over me... I'm a Cancer! We are not ferocious people.

I've been invited to do a trio with a fantastic jazz guitarist and a harmonica player.

I dislike when people try to pigeonhole me, when all I want is to do good work.

If you can write it, I can be it.

I love what I do, so it's not tiring. If I worked at a computer or drove a truck, I'd be dead in a week.

If I turn on the television, am I to believe that that is America? I'm sorry, I don't believe that's America.

Illiteracy is rampant. People are out of communication.

I love playing strong women, even if they're nuts.

If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her.

I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.

Love is no longer where soulmate attraction ends; it is where soulmate attraction begins.

It is essential that there should not only be a limit on campaign spending but it should be required to say where that money is spent and how it is spent. I think there has been more abuse in campaign spending, actually, than in campaign contributors.

I think the age of the universe has zero to do with how our economy is going to grow.

Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.

If we cannot see the possibility of greatness, how can we dream it?

I've always been interested in space and the idea of exploration in that area since I was a child growing up through the '60s.

What I've learned is that it's okay to take from heroes, such as Debussy, but it has to be filtered through my own personality so that ultimately it's me.

With instrumental music, it is traditionally hard to get exposure.

A justice is not like a law professor, who might say, 'This is my theory... and this is what I'm going to be faithful to and consistent with,' and in twenty years will look back and say, 'I had a consistent theory of the First Amendment as applied to a particular area.'

Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand.

I love knowing that I'm not better than any other person on the planet.

My dad, being a jingle writer, and my mom, being a jingle singer, they hooked me up with some people when I was a kid that worked with children's jingle singing groups. I used to sing jingles as a kid.

The depth and the willingness with which we serve is a direct reflection of our gratitude.

I don't like to talk about that McCanles affair. It gives me a queer shiver whenever I think of it, and sometimes I dream about it and wake up in a cold sweat.

No one in the whole movie ever asks anyone, Did you write this letter' Part of the reason is that no one wants to hear that it isn't for them. As soon as they read it, they want it to be theirs.

I've always been interested in people who think out of their time, and I have this passion, actually, for science. I'm just so enormously interested in how, when you think of these revolutionary ideas, other people get threatened, especially if you are different.

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.

I write every day. I'm always in the process of writing my last book, until the next one.

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power.

I like cooking, but I like other people cooking more.

When I was a kid, I really liked playing chess, which is pretty geeky; I just enjoyed it - thinking, exercising my mind. And I found computers to be like an eight-hour day chess game.

Whenever I pick a script, I make sure I'm choosing something I would want to watch. And 'Quantico' was something I'd definitely want to watch. As soon as I read the pilot - and I read 26 this season - I knew this was it.

True friends are those who came into your life, saw the most negative part of you, but are not ready to leave you, no matter how contagious you are to them.

One cannot be deeply responsive to the world without being saddened very often.

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.