Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

It's life isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time.

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.

When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous.

Without discipline, there's no life at all.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents.

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.

Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

It's a rather rude gesture, but at least it's clear what you mean.

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around.

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.

Never complain. Never explain.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and, at the same time, selling yourself.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.

Enemies are so stimulating.

To be loved is very demoralizing.

As for me, prizes are nothing. My prize is my work.

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.

I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they are really there because they're good or there because they're lucky.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

As one goes through life one learns that if you dont paddle your own canoe you dont move.

Without discipline theres no life at all.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one go ahead get married.

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world but if it doesnt interest you dont do it I would have made a terrible mother.

If you always do what interest you, then at least one person is pleased.

If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.

People who want to be famous are really loners. Or they should be.

A sharp knife cuts the quickest and hurts the least.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, only with what you are expecting to give, which is everything.