Where I'm from, they'll beat your head until it gets back down to normal size.

I'm doing music, and we both want to do some drama.

I passed up a lot of work 'cause a lot of movies that may be out there right now I passed em up because there may have been a lot of cussin' in 'em.

If it wasn't for my drama teacher, I wouldn't be here right now.

We didn't know anything about comedy duos - Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis - we didn't know anything about that. Kim Fields showed us a tape of Martin and Lewis and their old shows and they come through the curtain so we started doing research on them.

Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film.

You could do a scene that takes 15 hours, but in the movie, it's only 10 minutes. The scene where they put the sauce poisoning in; it took eight hours.

After that, I started going downtown and doing a lot of theater shows in Chicago. When you go downtown there, it's like you're in New York, it's like going to Broadway.

After that I got an agent and went on like a million auditions. You win some, you lose some.

Being a role model, you just got to watch what you do.

I was the Pink Pansy or whatever, wearing this crazy thing.

I was a drama major also so it's cool to cuss for meaning, but for no apparent reason, no.

I did a lot of theater in the South side of Chicago.

Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.

Where I'm from, they'll beat your head until it gets back down to normal size.

He felt like the invisible boy. When he got to be part of the mystery Men he felt like he had a purpose.

Invisible Boy was fun. Everybody else's character, they knew where they were at already as a superhero. But invisible boy's character, you kind of grow up with him within the movie.

I loved Spider-Man, Spider-Man was the man.

I was always the class clown.

I know it's cliche to say, "When you do something you love you never work a day in your life." But it is true: When you do something you love, life gets to be a little bit easier and enjoyable. So I just want people to follow their dreams.

The child's toys and the old man's reasons are the fruits of two seasons.

I only ever really take out my guitar when I'm miserable, which isn't necessarily a very good time to do it.

Amazon makes money differently from a conventional publisher. It is an infrastructure player.

My beloved soul, having awakened at last into My Peace, you can return consciously and completely to your own Original Source. As this homecoming fills you with in expressible joy it pervades Allah Most High with profound delight as well (You will) experience the perfect union with Love that is My highest Paradise.

Organizing healthcare information is a daunting task, but it is not an impossible task. We've had people walk on the moon. This is a lot more doable.

Guests love to be 'wowed' in Las Vegas. They enjoy and embrace new tastes, new flavors, and they come to expect the unexpected in Las Vegas.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

I'm picky about skin care because I hate perfumes or anything that says 'It will take away all the lines on your face.' I don't want to do that. But I do use Kiehl's and this skin cream called Restorsea because it makes my skin look nice and feel soft.

I used practically all the money I had available.

I'm a private person too, and we don't ever film anything in our home because it's off limits. It's like letting people see your messy house.

Sometimes people look to others for answers they can find within themselves. I don't really want the responsibility of being the guy they look to.

When I was a kid, I wanted to emulate Mel Blanc, who is arguably one of the most legendary voiceover recording artists of our time. I used to watch all the cartoons where he would voice Daffy, Elmer Fudd and Porky the Pig. I knew one day I wanted to do that.

The onion is the truffle of the poor.

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I wonder if a soldier ever does mend a bullet hole in his coat?

To forgive and to be forgiven are the two points of holy magnificence and holy modesty; round these two centres the whole doctrine of largesse revolves.

Notwithstanding the likes of 'All the President's Men' in the 1970s or HBO's recent 'The Newsroom,' film and TV have always loved to hate the press.

Doesn't anybody ever want to talk about anything else besides 'Star Trek?' There were 79 episodes of the series; there were 55 different writers. I was only one of them.

Honestly, there have been some pretty good Marvel games, but I don't think there's ever been a great one.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

I do think that's so much a part of what being a director is - in working with actors - to really try and be sensitive to what each actor needs to get to where he wants to be.

I meet people, and we can get past small talk pretty quickly if they've read my books. It's a great shortcut.

I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.