Of course Toronto might as well be Buffalo, because we get each other's TV.

Oh, completely liberating because even if you don't do a woman right, you just have to put on high heels a wig, a bra and a dress, and I feel liberated.

We end the show with something that's never been on TV because it was too big for a sketch but we couldn't stretch it out to make a whole episode because it would have been too long, but we always thought it was really good.

I would also would have liked the part of the Bus Driver.

We always thought that we'd go on from the show to have a career in movies.

So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us.

I can't explain it, but spiritually it makes sense - though I don't understand how it does make sense.

You know, I've never seen South Park, just by coincidence.

We're doing 3000 seaters before that we never played anything more than 1000.

Of course Toronto might as well be Buffalo, because we get each other's TV.

What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.

Anything that was perverse and silly would be Kids in the Hall.

Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director.

And we know Bruce Campbell from way back, so that was a lot of fun.

He sort of gets comic moments. Not a lot of directors do.

I feel that I'm sort of playing me but more feminine, and to me more feminine means smarter.

We never thought the first movie would bomb.

I had to learn how to drive because I didn't drive in Toronto.

Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size.

We're doing 3,000 seaters before that we never played anything more than 1,000.

If you have a level of expectation in your life that you have to be a quote-unquote star, whatever that means, you might be setting yourself up for failure.

Wherever we are it is our friends that make our world.

Death can't be considered because, if you're afraid to die, there's no room in your life to make discoveries.

I love carbs, but denial is good training for the mind.

At readings, audience members sometimes ask if I keep writing past the two hours if I'm on a roll, but I don't. I figure that if I'm on a roll, it's partially because I know I'm about to stop.

The flower of the present rosily blossomed.

It is very difficult to get people to focus on the most important things when you're in boom times.

Happiness exists on earth and it is won through prudent exercise of reason knowledge of the harmony of the universe and constant practice of generosity.

Before I was married, I didn't consider my failure to manage even basic hand tools a feminist inadequacy. I thought it had more to do with being Jewish. The Jews I knew growing up didn't do 'do-it-yourself.' When my father needed to hammer something he generally used his shoe, and the only real tool he owned was a pair of needle-nose pliers.

I took the longest showers of my life after every time I visited Gramacho. It affects the personality of the catadores. They always dress really well, they're very sharp, and when they go out they always wear a lot of perfume because they're very conscious of the possibility of having the smell.

I never read my reviews... not even the good ones. Barbra Streisand once told me, if just one person in the audience doesn't applaud, it bothers her. I'm the same way. I'd be devastated to read that someone didn't like my work.

Whenever I was planning a trip or a holiday, flights and hotels were easy. But when it comes to the stuff you want to do when you get there, working that out was really hard.

Capitalism, after all, is no fun when real failure becomes a possibility.

If you fall in love with someone, it doesn't matter who they are. I've had lots of girlfriends who weren't in the public eye. It is hard, all the intrusion: you have a row with someone, and even though you've sorted everything out, you get the are-they-going-to-split headlines for the next ten days.

I have never changed my message. I preach the Bible, and I preach it with authority.

I value being able to go into a record shop and people leaving me alone.

People go through life and make personal decisions and sometimes they don't work out. I won't be the first person to be divorced.

It was really weird for me filming in New York, because I was born and raised there. I started acting and modeling when I was five or six, so I worked there.

I guess, as a reporter, I always thought that my biggest strength was that I could get anybody to talk to me. I wasn't the best writer, but I could get people to talk to me.

I think it's very easy to disgust the reader with violence on the page - that's incredibly easy - but it's far harder to make a reader care about a character.

I know Im not everybodys cup of tea. Im just me.

In 1964, when Lee Iacocca said, 'Shelby, I want you to make a sports car out of the Mustang,' the first thing I said was, 'Lee, you can't make a race horse out of a mule. I don't want to do it.' He said, 'I didn't ask you to make it; you work for me.'

There's only one thing that regularly keeps me up at night. Working with the greatest people in the world and knowing that they are counting on me to build a company that endures - a company where they can grow professionally. A company where they can build world-class products and be proud to work.

I've learned that I really want to shoot short films on a short schedule. There can be very good films that run 110 minutes, but 90 minutes is beautiful.