You know, I've never seen South Park, just by coincidence.

Oh, completely liberating because even if you don't do a woman right, you just have to put on high heels a wig, a bra and a dress, and I feel liberated.

We end the show with something that's never been on TV because it was too big for a sketch but we couldn't stretch it out to make a whole episode because it would have been too long, but we always thought it was really good.

I would also would have liked the part of the Bus Driver.

We always thought that we'd go on from the show to have a career in movies.

So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us.

I can't explain it, but spiritually it makes sense - though I don't understand how it does make sense.

You know, I've never seen South Park, just by coincidence.

We're doing 3000 seaters before that we never played anything more than 1000.

Of course Toronto might as well be Buffalo, because we get each other's TV.

What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.

Anything that was perverse and silly would be Kids in the Hall.

Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director.

And we know Bruce Campbell from way back, so that was a lot of fun.

He sort of gets comic moments. Not a lot of directors do.

I feel that I'm sort of playing me but more feminine, and to me more feminine means smarter.

We never thought the first movie would bomb.

I had to learn how to drive because I didn't drive in Toronto.

Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size.

We're doing 3,000 seaters before that we never played anything more than 1,000.

Oh, there's nothing more dangerous in life at getting hurt at than love itself. People are hurt in love affairs and never recover, more than a boxing match.

Follow your intuition listening to your dreams your inner voice to guide you.

My vocal style is called bel canto, which is an old Italian vocal style going back hundreds of years.

In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!

You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness.

The world was made, not in time, but simultaneously with time. There was no time before the world.

Many have forged a path to greatness lit only by a vision in their minds.

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.

I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.

My dad was a labour lawyer, and the ideas that I grew up with - bad management, bad capitalism, robber barons - when I applied this to my own life, I saw that we are all on both sides of the coin.

I think women are really good at making friends and not good at networking. Men are good at networking and not necessarily making friends. That's a gross generalization, but I think it holds in many ways.

One can be committed to conformity or one can be committed to truth but not both.

Most of us make up our minds in the first three minutes of meeting someone whether there's a potential for a relationship.

When I was a kid, I had serious athlete's foot and nosebleeds.

Great discoveries and improvements invariably involve the cooperation of many minds. I may be given credit for having blazed the trail, but when I look at the subsequent developments I feel the credit is due to others rather than to myself.

The source of wealth is from individuals with little or no history of interest in the game, who have happened upon football as a means of serving some hidden agenda.

Selfishness is blind.

If I have to do a red carpet, and there is a whole team, then it is an hour with the hair and make-up. But if I am just going out with friends, it is 15 minutes max in front of the mirror. A quick five minutes on my face, and I always wear my hair up.

I managed to survive the worst things any entertainer could possibly go through.

I never took that stuff personally when people said I was too young, too inexperienced. I get politics. I get attack ads. But they said 'mobbed up family.' That we were criminals. That kills me.

We don't mature momentarily, but over the long-term.

If I had to name my favorite media personality, it would be a tie between Jon Stewart and Trey Parker/Matt Stone. Honest, wise, funny, and right. Sam Sifton was right up there when he was writing food criticism for the 'New York Times.'

No one need think that the world can be ruled without blood. The civil sword shall and must be red and bloody.

Once you hear something, you can never return to the time before you heard it.