I'm a firm believer that it's not the way you look or what you have, but what you've got inside.

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

I love that men like to look at women, that they love sports, that they need to know the inner workings of mechanical objects. I love the whole makeup of men - that they never mature and are always just boys.

I'm a firm believer that it's not the way you look or what you have, but what you've got inside.

I think men are a beautiful creation.

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They're consistently little boys, and they need to be nurtured and loved. But at the same time, they need to feel like men.

I basically left Texas with no money. I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn't have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California. Along the way I stopped in Vegas because I had always wanted to see Caesar's Palace. So I stopped there and won $2,500 on a slot machine! It was amazing.

I don't ever really notice when guys are hitting on me. I'm oblivious.

I just didn't know what the heck I wanted to do with my life, so I drove out to California and got really lucky.

I love the whole makeup of men - that they never mature and are always just boys.

I put a lot of faith in dreams. I know that big movie roles and opportunities are going to happen.

I think there's an innocence to me.

I want to clear up a few myths about myself. People have written that I was a kindergarten teacher and a former Miss Texas, and neither is true.

It seems a little self-involved to be like, 'Oh, he's hitting on me.' Maybe he's just trying to start up an innocent conversation.

At the end of the day, I've played six years, haven't made the playoffs yet, that burns me and hurts my heart, so I really want to be playing.

My shows aren't about trying to save some place, because I don't feel that's the right venue for it. That's my politics right there: Don't bring politics to my shows.

If you can’t change the circumstances, change your attitude. Funny thing is, when you do, you’ll find that the circumstances often change.

Once you have the support of the lads around you, you can't ask for any more.

Graduation is an exciting time. Its both an ending and a beginning its warm memories of the past and big dreams for the future.

I like information. I love when smart people make me think of something in a new way.

I was raised in Nigeria, and my mother is white, but I never saw her as white, not until I came to America. She was just my mother. She didn't really have a color.

There are not many people on Team Gary. Actually, it's two people. My kids.

I have a treadmill, and I work out with my trainer, Julie Diamond, as often as possible. She's so positive.

All of my favorite people - people I really trust - none of them were cool in their younger years.

The Nasdaq bubble and crash were followed by the real estate bubble then subprime crash, which led to the unprecedented printing of trillions of dollars in an attempt to prevent a global depression.

Social media give me the privilege of learning about more people than I could meet in my whole life. Taken together, the Internet reads like the grandest character-driven novel humanity has ever known. Not much plot, though.

Uggs are comfort shoes, and it's important to have a shoe that gives you a sense of comfort. I have about 15 pair of Uggs - the same shoe, the same color. And I also have the bedroom slippers.

You kind of form a bond with your subjects, in a way. You're in it together. To a degree that people don't realize, documentary films - or at least the kind of documentary films I'm interested in - are a collaborative undertaking with the subjects.

There is no falsification before the emergence of a better theory.

I think satire suffered under Obama, but not because of Obama. People are more sensitive now than ever, and strong satirical voices are stifled because of that. I don't think a Clinton presidency would change that.

Forsake not an old friend, for the new is not comparable to him. A new friend is a new wine; when if is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure.

In my final year of college, I was interning with L'Oreal, when during one of the photo shoots, a photographer suggested I become a model. I was working under Smira Bakshi, who was this really cool chick, as she was loaded, had her fun, and was successful. I basically aspired to be her.

Useful men, who do useful things, don't mind being treated as useless. But the useless always judge themselves as being important and hide all their incompetence behind authority

Something comes along and you have to jump on and do it. You can't stop until it's done.

The radical novelty of modern science lies precisely in the rejection of the belief, which is at the heart of all popular religion, that the forces which move the stars and atoms are contingent upon the preferences of the human heart.

I would have liked to see where we would have the authority to arrest illegal aliens just by being here illegally and book them into our jails, but that's not going to happen.

I face reality and accept what I cannot change.

The autocracies of the Arab world have been as economically destructive as they've been politically repressive.