Laura Kightlinger

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.