The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.

The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

I applaud my mother now for getting me through that time and making me believe in myself.

But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.

I love men who know when to put their foot down and when not to.

Men stop trying after a while and get lazy.

I've always had a show that went seven episodes or 13 episodes or whatever. And I've never had a show that's gone past a first season. It really is a lot of work.

It keeps you grounded, you lead a regular life and you appreciate things more.

Are you trying to give me a hint that I should drop it? I can lose the accent; I just have to really focus on what I'm saying. And I have to talk slowly.

I always was trying to make people laugh as a kid. I was a big fan of Carol Burnett and Gilda Radner. I watched them and I remember feeling as a child, when I heard the laughter they got, a little jealous that they made someone laugh like that.

I love a man in a suit. Men should stay clothed, even if they have nice bodies.

I try to be a good person. I know what my downfalls are, so that's a good thing.

I used to do skits for my mom... and I was always entertaining as a kid.

I'm not a neat freak. I don't mind things being messy but I mind them being dirty. I just can't relax in a dirty environment. I like things organized.

Men have just come up to me and asked for my number right away. That doesn't work. You have to know somebody and have a conversation.

My actions and the things I say and do, I wonder if they have an effect on my daughter and the way she's going to be as a person. I just want her to be a good person.

Theres a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women

It keeps you grounded you lead a regular life and you appreciate things more.

I still don't know precisely why The Mickey Mouse Club ended when it did.

We already live a very long time for mammals, getting three times as many heartbeats as a mouse or elephant. It never seems enough though, does it?

The image we have would be impossible for Mickey Mouse to maintain. We're just... normal people.

The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.

I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.

I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit.

The mouse that hath but one hole is quickly taken.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

When I was 15, I was naive, looked like a grey mouse and felt second choice.

If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

My dear friend Jimmie Dodd was the heart and the soul of The Mickey Mouse Club.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

I hope we don't get to the point where we have to have the cat stop chasing the mouse to teach him glassblowing and basket weaving.

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

What about Mickey Mouse? Disney tried very hard to make him a star. But Mickey Mouse is more of a symbol than a real character.

The fundamental problem with vi is that it doesn't have a mouse and therefore you've got all these commands.

Of the many guests we welcomed to the Mickey Mouse Club, my absolute favorites were the Lennon Sisters.

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards.

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole.

This dapper little mouse that wore such cute clothes and said such interesting things, yeah. I thought it was a great idea to have a mouse like that in your family, so now I get to see what it was like.

The purpose of the UN mechanism, this inspection mechanism, is not to engage in a cat and mouse game with Saddam Hussein and try to find weapons that the Iraqi government is working on concealing.

Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end.

The trouble with most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation they do not want to attract attention.

Mickey Mouse... is always there-he's part of my life. That really is something not everyone can call their claim to fame.

I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse.

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse.

We know that in 2001 it was believed 78 stem cell lines existed. But now we know there are only 22 that are viable, and they have been contaminated with mouse stem cells.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.