If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.

If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.

I only make movies to finance my fishing'.

Newman has it all worked out. I get a million. He gets a million two, but that includes $200,000 expenses.

As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.

I love Marlon Brando. Never seem him bad, just less good.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

I only make movies to finance my fishing.

One of the good things about getting older is you find youre more interesting than most of the people you meet.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

Stage fright is my worst problem.

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

If you do a smoky eye, chances are you will not want to do a strong lip as well. It's never good to gild the lily.

The most introspective of souls are often those that have been hurt the most.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

After the accession to the euro zone, interest rates declined substantially in Portugal.

Men of integrity, by their very existence, rekindle the belief that as a people we can live above the level of moral squalor. We need that belief; a cynical community is a corrupt community.

Japanese tend to put sales and market share first. They make many products with the aim of raising sales. But then profits decline, and companies find themselves falling into debt... I changed the mindset at Canon by getting people to realize that profits come first.

I love who I am, and I encourage other people to love and embrace who they are. But it definitely wasn't easy - it took me a while.

Within six months of starting my Ph.D. work in 1956, I had already obtained feeding tadpoles derived from transplanted nuclei of embryonic cells.

What did the taxpayers get out of the Obama stimulus? More debt. That money wasn't just spent and wasted - it was borrowed, spent, and wasted.

God wants you to become a winner, not a whiner.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

We've had enough of the generals and movie stars. We want to hear about the ordinary people.

I don't feel right unless I have a sport to play or at least a way to work up a sweat.

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

The measure of and self-congratulation for our own intelligence should have its basis in our moral behavior as well as our smarts.

Marriage is a linchpin in many women's lives, but many other things can create a satisfying life. I adore my career. It stretches every physical, emotional, and intellectual muscle I have.

I never studied film formally at school, but as a kid, I spent most of my time in cinemas.

I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor.

There are only so many times I can say, 'I owe it to my offensive linemen,' or, 'The credit should go to my teammates,' before it becomes run down.

I think, really, that the only way a person can open their heart to someone who is so much another is really by knowing them... whether that's in a classroom, or a soccer team, or a food pantry, or any of those things. I mean, we're kind of more alike than we are different.