To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.

We know there's no use in getting miserable, so we go out on the town instead!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.'

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

I've learnt a lot over the years, but I'm still quite outspoken. And no matter how much media training you put me through, I don't think I could be anything but.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in, and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

It's horrible to get a cameraphone shoved in your face every time you walk out the door.

Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.

I grew up on a sugar plantation in Trinidad, on an expat estate, and that meant I had no idea about money until a lot later than most children.

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

Nothing leads to good that is not natural.

Writing tends to be very deliberate. A novelist could probably run a military campaign with some success. They could certainly run a country.

Southern women are impossible to live with because they will never find a man who treats them like their daddy did.

Sometimes I know a joke I'm going to yell out ahead of time, but most of the time it's stream of conscious. You never really know it until you've got everyone dressed up, the set is built, all the extras are here.

In a system where the cost of care is hidden by taxes levied on your income, property, and business activities, it is no wonder why so many Americans rely on Medicaid to pay their long term care.

I never wanted to write 'Mamma Mia!' or 'The Book of Mormon' - they're not my thing, I don't care about them. What I do is very different.

The race of man, while sheep in credulity, are wolves for conformity.

The secret to productive goal setting is in establishing clearly defined goals, writing them down and then focusing on them several times a day with words, pictures and emotions as if we've already achieved them.

People think of the greatest home run hitters of all time and think of Babe Ruth; they don't think about that Warren Spahn hit more than anybody.

Always stay grounded and enjoy everything that comes your way, whether it's the chance to go for a opportunity or getting one.

I'm terrified of performing live.

I think I have the nicest fans in the world, and I quite like being surrounded by people if we're all feeling the same emotion in the same room.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

I would never do 'Playboy.'

That which we call the Hindu religion is really the Eternal religion because it embraces all others.

As far back as I can remember though, I always loved performing.

We found what we could at that time - the truth. If somebody else can find something else which we didn't find, that, of course, is a duty on their part, as is the truth. It will be the truth.

The church is only a secular institution in which the half-educated speak to the half-converted.

The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention.

I'm a high-risk taker on the court in the sense of trying to squeeze things in there.