If you don't throw it, they can't hit it.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

No one hit home runs the way Babe did. They were something special. They were like homing pigeons. The ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.

I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

I'd rather be lucky than good.

I do shamefully little for charity, and I always talk about it when I do.

I even thought of adopting a child as a single mother.

As we get closer to the end of this Congress, we should be addressing the urgent needs of the American people - the war in Iraq, affordable health care, a sensible energy policy, quality education for our children, retirement security, and a sound and fair fiscal policy.

Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.

Your home should be your home. People shouldn't be allowed to use whatever crazy lenses they use to catch you waking up in the morning.

We're actually building onto the house to make it bigger because we want to start a family.

I don't like eating in restaurants.

It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

As an athlete, you'd better laugh at yourself when you slip in the mud.

The present in New York is so powerful that the past is lost.

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I'm not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.

The frontier orbital approach was further developed in various directions by my own group and many other scientists, both theoretical and experimental.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

And let the Fed sell bonds to bring bank reserves back down to required reserve levels, so we have restraint on bank lending and bank issuances of liability.

When I'm kissing someone, I don't want to feel as though I'm rubbing off all the makeup that's on their face or messing things around. I think natural is better.

Skateboarding doesn't make you a skateboarder. Not being able to stop skateboarding make you a skateboarder.

Being a pastor is pressure because we have to counsel people.

A consumer-finance agency is a good thing, but it would do well to teach consumers a simple lesson: if you don't understand the deal you're making, don't make it.

Sci-fi and fantasy used to be a TV staple throughout my childhood. Then it just stopped dead. It was seen as culty, a minority interest.

I draw a younger crowd who can relate to me. Some of the girl fans will message me online, saying, 'You're the reason I watch golf.'

Human folk are as a matter of fact eager to find intelligence in animals.

A mad person sees what isn't there; A visionary sees what isn't there yet.

It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.