Lewis Carroll

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

We called him Tortoise because he taught us.

Theres no use in comparing ones feelings between one day and the next you must allow a reasonable interval for the direction of change to show itself.

But I was thinking of a way To multiply by ten, And always, in the answer, get The question back again.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation; and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration.

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

She's in that state of mind that she wants to deny something -only she doesn't know what to deny!

'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there.

I wonder if that's the reason Insects are so fond of flying into candles - because they want to turn into Snap-dragon-flies!

Where one is hopelessly undecided as to what to say, there (as Confucius would have said, if they had given him the opportunity) silence is golden.

Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.

Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round.

'What is the use of a book', thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'

If you dont know where youre going any road will take you there.

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end then stop.

Sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful.

While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery, and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.

Which form of proverb do you prefer Better late than never, or Better never than late?

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

You shouldn’t make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

Sentence first, verdict afterwards.